Twice upon a time there were three angry wolves who needed to visit a nutritional specialist because their tooth pain was causing them to howl in pain which was bothering their neighbors who didn\'t want their wolf neighbors to cause such a distracting ruckus during their lovemaking, so they decided to invent a spontaneously combustible baby alligator shaped coffee mug. which sold for millions on the commercials with billy mays who always comes up with a perfect solution! which was to never ever sell things to angry wolves or to rile up their ancestors who liked to bite the heads off dandelions and the tails off dogs have tails he said as he jumped into the dogsled and pushed the dogsled down a giant hill and at the bottom was a giant ice cream sundae. after that, he learned not to cross the street without looking both ways before hopping off a canyon and into a rickshaw which was dragged across the canyon floor as they were chased by two angry zebras who stole sixteen papayas from an undercover russian spy disguised as a large island woman, which led to many different renditions of animals singing elton john songs out of tune, their favorites being \"wake me up before you go go\" i\'m just a teenager in love\", and the always classic \"don\'t have a cow man, who was originally sung by barry manilow, but that was in his later years when he gave birth to a purple fish who was named charlie, but he didn\'t liked the name charlie so he decided to join a bowling team and soon realized that cheddar cheese test and porcupine scented air freshener are horrible team names. Yes, they ....wait...who is they? they are the ones who never get picked for threesomes. Why? You may ask? It is because no one wants to tell them they have really bad B.O they can\'t get rid of because